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The Soft Mind Of Jim Robinson Implodes

With the New Year comes the quarterly pleadings of Jim Robinson, the misanthropic fire-breathing founder of Free Republic, for donations from his clueless readership in order to guarantee the free-flow...

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Big Dick Shelby: Free Republic's New Hero

Okay, we've all heard this:"Well his father was Kenyan and they said he was born in Hawaii, but I haven't seen any birth certificate," Shelby said on Saturday, in response to a constituent's question...

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Final Disrespects For Walter Cronkite Via Free Republic.

As per usual, our friends at Free Republic are paying their disrespects to an American Icon. I'm thoroughly convinced that these rat-bastards could politicize German Potato Salad. So much madness below...

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Free Republic Assails The First Grandmother

I love predictability. I do. I wish every adversary I've encountered throughout this long life were as predictable as the denizens that call freerepublic.com their home.Fresh off widespread and numbing...

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Freepers Defend Christian Terrorist Militia

I was scrolling through the swamp at Free Republic, looking for some reaction to the arrests of members of "The Hutaree", a Christian Militia that was not happy with the slow pace of march to the end...

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Oh, These Free Republicans...

Due to extreme boredom and a lack of self-control, I decided to skim through the articles that are currently being discussed at Free Republic. This one, for reasons unknown, caught my eye:It's time for...

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Another False Flag: Burglars Target WI Recall Petitions

First the bullet hole found in a window at a local GOP office, which was officially determined to be from errant celebratory gunfire. Then the car windshield that was supposedly fired at, which was...

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Temps Inside Tent City Hit 145 Degrees

Sheriff Joe himself took the temperature inside the infamous tents that make up what everybody affectionately refers to as "Tent City", which is basically just a collapsible  penal institution used to...

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Arpaio to Bring Chain Gang to All-Star Game

Sheriff Joe intends to bring a chain-gang to Baseball's All Star Game at Chase Field, ostensibly to pick up litter during the game, but more probably to boost his public profile.Arpaio announced that...

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Hugo Chavez To Return To Cuba for Chemotherapy

Hugo Chavez, the enigmatic President of Venezuela, will be returning to Cuba for follow-up treatment after the earlier removal of a baseball-sized tumor from his pelvic region. In a statement, the...

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FOX News: Obama's "Hop Hip BBQ".

President Obama's star-studded 50th birthday party on Thursday night for approximately 200 people included a casual picnic dinner and plenty of dancing afterwards. FOX News decided that "casual picnic"...

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Ah, Capitalism: Couple Aims to Trademark "Occupy Wall Street"

Via Newsday:Robert Maresca, 44, and his wife, Diane, of West Islip, have filed to trademark the name of the movement responsible for the more than monthlong protest in lower Manhattan, and in other...

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What's a Thousand Dollars a Year Buy, Anyway?

Well...Approximately 1/3 of an annual car payment.Approximately a months rent.Groceries.Two airline tickets to wherever.A family weekend at your favorite lake.Clothes for the family.An awesome rescue...

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"Occupy the North Pole" display wins East End Art Contest

Riverhead, Long Island, unfortunately, has an abundance of empty stores on its historic Main Street. This Christmas season, East End Arts sponsored a contest where participants decorate the front...

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Romney Gives SC Woman Handful of Cash

An unemployed South Carolina woman was directed by God to seek assistance from Mitt Romney to help pay her electric bill. True story.The woman had met the lovable corporate raider earlier in the week,...

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Free Rupublic Weighs In on Operation Hilarity

Oops...at least on Freeper has crazy-mad computer skills and was able to navigate his internet machine over to DKos. And he/she spilled the beans to his brethren. And he/she takes a couple of swipes at...

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Pyongyang Picayune: Rocket Launch Glorious Success

Majestic Defiant Rocket Shames Free WorldIn a stunning blow to democracy worldwide, North Korea proudly announced the overwhelmingly successful launch this morning of its much maligned Irsenovic II...

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These People are Insane (with Video)

Mike Zullo was kind enough to set a few minutes aside from his exhaustive investigation regarding the veracity of Barack Obama's birth certificate to sit down with Mark Gillar, the host of the Tea...

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Justice Dept. Demands End to FLA Voter Purge

The Justice Department sent a letter to Florida Secretary of State Ken Detzner Thursday evening demanding the state cease purging its voting rolls because the process it is using has not been cleared...

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BREAKING: DOJ Sues Florida Over Purge

Not many details...Think Progress is breaking this now.In a letter to Florida Secretary of State, Assistant Attorney General Thomas Perez wrote that the Department of Justice is suing the state. In a...

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